my dad new i had a shitty day today so when i got off work he brought me pizza and cake Yay

"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest."
The Sociological Cinema (via clandreith)

(Source: queerintersectional, via clandreith)

egg-rolls:

i want to travel the world and learn languages and meet new people and experience different cultures and read books and eat exotic foods but i also kind of want to just sit in my bed and eat chocolate and never move for my entire life

(via vinnawinna)

Got someone to go warped with me but they don’t want to stay all day. If I could go alone all day that would be fine with me but things never work out yay

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dailypatd:

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via montpercies)

Ahhhhhhhh baby