"they did it on mythbusters"
someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

(via fall-out-boy)


"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"


i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via gerardave)


never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via gerardave)


whenever i see this gif


i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

(via gerardave)


i feel like i annoy literally everyone i talk to

(via brendnurie)


Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.


I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…